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(An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

I was worried that the job was starting to get to her head but after visiting her at work, I could see that her condition was table. Okay, here’s my attempt at…

What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

This will probably get buried… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Reddit ghost joke: Title: Joke Poo: The Compost’s Lament What did the ghost of the organic…

What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A bulldozer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bulldozer joke, titled “Pooey Plunge”: Joke Poo: Pooey Plunge What’s brown and really hurts if you accidentally dive into…

What a nice couple, how long have you been married?

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Me, 5 years. He is getting married tomorrow. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the original, titled: Joke Poo: The Investment Portfolio “What a diversified portfolio! How long have…

Three cougars

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Three cougars are in the locker room of their tennis club when, without a care in the world, a man walks by completely naked with a plastic bag over his head. The…

Why did the BYU student come inside?

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was soaking wet. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Why did the Sewer Worker Come Out? He was completely flushed. Alright, let’s analyze this joke and then spice things…

Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

9/11 people vehemently disapprove. Okay, I understand. I will create a new joke with the title “Joke Poo” that alters key elements of a provided joke while maintaining a similar structure or…

Would make a joke about fencing

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

but it is likely a riposte Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fencing joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Would make a joke about plumbing… …but it always ends up in…

Possums are from the south

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

O'possums are from Ireland. Okay, here’s the original joke followed by my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Possums are from the south. Joke Poo – Title: Emu-gration Patterns Emus…

Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're considered a form of cruel and unusual PUNishment. Joke Poo: Did you know they just outlawed composting at the zoo? They considered it cruel and unusual manure-facturing. Alright, let’s break down…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
  • Jesus is watching you.
  • Little Johnny comes home from school
  • A boy was once punished by his teacher…
  • A lighthouse keeper on an island subscribes to a monthly magazine
  • A group of animals got together to play a game of Bingo
  • But by the grace of god…
  • The Serpent and the Sausage Maker
  • A man visits the KGB and reports that his parrot is stolen…..
  • An ant, a spider and a centipede are throwing a party.
  • Party Joke

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