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(Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy.

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

We began making plans for later that day. Unbeknownst to us, her puppy walked over to a small bowl full of gasoline. By the time we realized what was happening, the little…

“Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

“SESAME!” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Exam Stress Poo “Studying all night is the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??” “PROCRASTINATORS!!” Alright, let’s dive into the comedic seedbed…

Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was sentenced to prism but it was a light sentence. It will give him time to reflect. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your rainbow criminal joke,…

Brain cancer is the easiest disease to cure

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Just remind yourself that it’s all in your head Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the brain cancer joke, while trying to keep a similar structure and twist:…

Who is smarter?

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Put eight horses in a race and 30,000 people will go to see it. But put eight people in a race and not one horse will bother to go along to watch….

Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

No body to go with. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your skeleton joke: Title: Joke Poo Why didn’t the toilet paper go to the picnic? …It got…

America vs England

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I…

What spice makes you happy when you use it?

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

care-away seed Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your seed: Joke Poo: What material makes the best diapers for a mime? Silents and absorbent material. Alright, let’s break…

Train tracks are like nipples.

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

The third one will shock you Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the train track joke, aiming for a similar structure and surprise: Joke Poo: Internet Routers are…

Tarzan and Jane

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

After Tarzan and Jane have gotten to know each other for a while, they finally decide to become intimate. Tarzan has never been with a woman before, so Jane asks him what…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • (Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy.
  • “Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”
  • Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?
  • Brain cancer is the easiest disease to cure
  • Who is smarter?
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
  • America vs England
  • What spice makes you happy when you use it?
  • Train tracks are like nipples.
  • Tarzan and Jane
  • A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after a night of whisky. He collapses by the roadside for a nap.
  • Recently a guy in our friends group came out as being a car-philiac.
  • A guy is rushed to the hospital and plugged into life support.
  • A businessman goes on a business trip to Japan
  • A Texan is in Boston
  • A son in love confides in his father
  • Scientists have determined that human breast milk is the perfect food.
  • My Girlfriend yelled at me, “Stop it with all your corny jokes”
  • Three men check into a hotel and ask for rooms with balconies.
  • An African prince comes to the USA and meets a beautiful woman.
  • Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different kingdom
  • Did you hear the one about the mean teacher in dental school?
  • Difference between Guts and Balls
  • What do you call sex toys made from folded paper?
  • Being in love is like shitting in your pants…
  • My ex dumped me after I lost part of my foot to frostbite.
  • Golf Wife
  • An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired for the morning shift at a deep coal mine.
  • My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.
  • An elderly woman rushed to the pharmacy to pick up medication, but when she returned to her car, she realized she had locked her keys inside.
  • A teacher noticed a little boy squirming in his seat and not paying attention.
  • I asked my friend a question
  • Mom leaving for work is asking her young son: “What are you going to do this afternoon while I’m gone?”
  • Scientists were on the verge of a breakthrough on gene splicing
  • People 40+, what is better to do at 40 than at 20?
  • What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
  • Doc from back to the future didn’t use his DeLorean all that much
  • Arson
  • Age
  • What happens to a Jewish boy’s foreskin as he reaches his coming of age?
  • A couple was invited to a Halloween party. But the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He begged her to go, but she said she would just take some aspirin and go to bed, and didn’t want to spoil his fun. So he put his bear costume on and went to the party.
  • What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
  • I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from India
  • Old courtroom transcript reads like a joke. This actually happened…
  • Japanese, American and a Pole shipwrecked on an island and got captured by the locals
  • When Katie heard her elderly grandfather had passed, she went straight to her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When
  • Two potatoes are hitch-hiking on the Interstate. Which potato is a prostitute?
  • I met an interesting man on the subway last night…
  • Women past middle age are more likely to choose a male partner based on how well he gets along with their pets.
  • Two blondes rest on a park bench in Central Park after a late night of bar-hopping in NYC.

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