I was worried that the job was starting to get to her head but after visiting her at work, I could see that her condition was table. Okay, here’s my attempt at…
What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
This will probably get buried… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Reddit ghost joke: Title: Joke Poo: The Compost’s Lament What did the ghost of the organic…
What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
A bulldozer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bulldozer joke, titled “Pooey Plunge”: Joke Poo: Pooey Plunge What’s brown and really hurts if you accidentally dive into…
What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
Me, 5 years. He is getting married tomorrow. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the original, titled: Joke Poo: The Investment Portfolio “What a diversified portfolio! How long have…
Three cougars
Three cougars are in the locker room of their tennis club when, without a care in the world, a man walks by completely naked with a plastic bag over his head. The…
Why did the BYU student come inside?
He was soaking wet. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Why did the Sewer Worker Come Out? He was completely flushed. Alright, let’s analyze this joke and then spice things…
Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
9/11 people vehemently disapprove. Okay, I understand. I will create a new joke with the title “Joke Poo” that alters key elements of a provided joke while maintaining a similar structure or…
Would make a joke about fencing
but it is likely a riposte Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fencing joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Would make a joke about plumbing… …but it always ends up in…
Possums are from the south
O'possums are from Ireland. Okay, here’s the original joke followed by my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Possums are from the south. Joke Poo – Title: Emu-gration Patterns Emus…
Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
They're considered a form of cruel and unusual PUNishment. Joke Poo: Did you know they just outlawed composting at the zoo? They considered it cruel and unusual manure-facturing. Alright, let’s break down…